007 and Brucey Wayne Are shitting there ‘selves because there’s another name coming to claim what is his to claim 10% faster with a sturdier frame
He’s certainly come into his own, There’s one on his arm in every land that he roams And two consecutive nights alone Are a thing of the past as he has recently shown
They said he looks so handsome stood not dancing Drawing you in like it’s boring to him It’s a war you can’t win and the first and the last are two things you’ll never Be my darling
Another roll around and another push and shove Further away from the idea of love And his conclusion it must be good Oh wouldn’t the penny would drop with an incredible thud They forgot to kick the tin, he knows where she’s going But don’t know where she’s been And as opposed to the ‘other thing’ He’ll worry about it when it’s trouble he’s in
They said he looks so handsome stood not dancing Drawing you in like it’s boring to him It’s a war you can’t win and the first and the last are two Things you’ll never be my darling
Things you’ll never be my darling
(Two things you will never be my darling)
(Two things you’ll never be my darling)
They sneered and sniffed and spat at my chat up lines Not to feel like a twat at times is hard (But not for this kid, not when they come to you.)