Watching the people get lairy Is not very pretty I tell thee Walking through town is quite scary And not very sensible either A friend of a friend he got beaten He looked the wrong way at a policeman Would never have happened to Smeaton And old Leodiensian La-ah-ah, la la lalala la Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la
I predict a riot, I predict a riot I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I tried to get in my taxi A man in a tracksuit attacked me He said that he saw it before me Wants to get things a bit gory Girls run around with no clothes on To borrow a pound for a condom If it wasn't for chip fat, well they'd be frozen They're not very sensible
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la
I predict a riot, I predict a riot I predict a riot, I predict a riot
And if there's anybody left in here That doesn't want to be out there
I said I bet that you look good on the dance floor I don't know if you're looking for romance or... Don't know what you're looking for Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984 from 1984!
Oh, there ain't no love, no Montagues or Capulets Are just banging tunes and DJ sets and... Dirty dance floors, and dreams of naughtiness!
I said I bet that you look good on the dance floor I don't know if you're looking for romance or... Don't know what you're looking for Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984 from 1984!