You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness Landed in a very common crisis Everything's in order in a black hole Nothing seems as pretty as the past though That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco Remember when you used to be a rascal?
Oh, that boy's a slag The best you ever had The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams Weren't as daft as they seemed Not as daft as they seemed My love, when you dream them up
Flicking through a little book of sex tips Remember when the boys were all electric? Now when she's told she's gonna get it I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it Clinging to not getting sentimental Says she wasn't going but she went still Likes a gentleman not to be gentle Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil?
Oh, that boy's a slag The best you ever had The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams Weren't as daft as they seemed Not as daft as they seemed My love, when you dream them up Oh, Flo, where did you go? Where did you go? Where did you go? Ohhh...
You're falling about You took a left off 'Last Laugh Lane' Just sounding it out But you're not coming back again
You're falling about You took a left off 'Last Laugh Lane' You're just sounding it out But you're not coming back again
You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress ( you're falling about ) Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness Landed in a very common crisis ( You took a left off 'Last Laugh Lane' ) Everything's in order in a black hole Nothing seems as pretty as the past though ( you're just sounding it out ) That Bloody Mary's lacking in tabasco Remember when you used to be a rascal? ( but you're not coming back again )