Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured (Whatever People Say I Am,That's What I'm Not,2006)
Ask if we can have six in, if not we'll have to have 2 You're coming up our end aren't you? So I'll get one with you Oh won't he let us have six in? especially not with the food He coulda just told us no though, he dint have to be rude
You see her in the green dress? She talked to me at the bar How come its already two pound fifty? We've only gone about a yard Dint ya see she were gorgeous, she was beyond belief But this lad at the side drinking a Smirnoff ice came and paid for her tropical Reef
And I'm sitting going backwards, and I didn't want to leave I said, "It's High Green mate, via Hillsborough please!"
Well how funny was that sketch earlier, up near that taxi rank Oh no you will have missed it, think it was when you went to the bank These two lads squaring up proper shoutin', 'bout who was next in the queue The kind of thing that would seem so silly but not when they've both had a few
Well calm down temper temper, you shouldn't get so annoyed You're acting like a silly little boy They wanted to be men and do some fighting in the street He said no surrender, no chance of retreat
And so why are we in a taxi? 'Cause I didn't want to leave I said "It's High Green Mate, via Hillsborough please!"
Drunken plots hatched to jump it, ask around are ya sure? Went for it but the red light was showing And the red light indicates doors are secured