It's sped up to the point where they provoke The punchline before they have told the joke Can see a desperation to be seen Staring at the television screen
It's sped up to the point where they provoke You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke Sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist It wasn't in the top 100 list
And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolder Don't be surprised when you get bent over They told ya, but you were dyin' for it
Saw it and she grabbed it And it wasn't what it seemed The kids all dream of making it Whatever that means
Another variation on a theme A tangle on the television and the magazine D'you reckon that they do it for a joke? D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath? That says that "We are defenders Of any poseur or professional pretender around"'
And when did your list replace the twist and turn And the fist teplaced a kiss Don't concern us with your bollocks I don't want your prayer Save it for the morning after
And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolder Don't be surprised when you get bent over They told ya but you were gagging for it
Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker Not quick enough, can I have it quicker? Already thick and you're gettin' thicker
Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker Not quick enough, can I have it quicker? Already thick and you're gettin' thicker
Presuming that all things are equal Who'd want to be men of the people When there's people like you?