Ask if we can have six in If not we'll have to have two You're coming up our end aren't you So I'll get one with you
Won't he let us have six in Especially not with the food He could have just told us no though He didn't have to be rude
See her with the green dress She talked to me at the bar How come it's already two pound fifty? We've only gone about a yard
Couldn't you see she were gorgeous She were beyond belief But this lad at the side drinking his Smirnoff Ice Came and paid for her tropical reef
Sitting going backwards And I didn't want to leave I said it's High Green mate Via Hillsborough please
Well how funny were that sketch earlier Up at that taxi rank Oh no you woulda missed it, I think it were when you went to the bank
These two lads squaring up proper shouting About who was next in the queue The kind of thing that would seem so silly But not when they've both had a few
Well calm down, temper, temper You shouldn't get so annoyed You're acting like a silly little boy And they wanted to be men And do some fighting in the street (They said) No surrender! No Chance of Retreat
So hiding in the taxi Cause I didn't wanna leave I said it's High Green mate Via Hillsborough please
Drunken plots hatched to jump it, ask around are you sure? Went for it but the red light was showing And the red light indicates doors are secured