Ima give your body the gift it craves Ima whoop ya Ashe, then Ima dig ya Graves Don't even need items, put 'em back on the shelf With 3 ghouls and a revenant I 5 v 1 by myself The apocalypse personified, I'm every Horseman Pentakill Yorick? HAHA Of course man At 3 minutes in, the tower's gone and I'm fed Your team is runnin from zombies like its Dawn of the Dead I command life and Death with just a wave of My hand Lets go on vacation, take a trip to Dead Island I'm the gatekeeper- you can call me Zuul Found a spot for your grave, Heres a shovel, can you Dig it Fool? No reason to worry, Death aint that scary man Take 2 coins for the ferry man and I'll just keep on buryin The luxury of afterlife; the caddy coup de ville-a I'll make you dance like you on Mike Jackson's Thriller Rip the tear of the goddess right out of her eye Light a kitten on fire and Iaugh when Old Yeller dies I'm a God without pity, you've lost your Free will This is Racoon City and I'm the Resident Evil
You're losing the game, your team can't feed without you And you're so vein you prob'ly think this allchat's about you You redefine feeding with your arterial bleeding Take a pint on our first meeting and stop your heart beating Your QQ has no meaning like a sheep's bleating I checked your palm reading and your lifeline is fleeting I'll need your measurements and a lozenge for your fit of coffin I've ended more innocent lives than grand moff, and i Got so many fans that I always stay cool You're just my type, come relax in my pool Ordered noobs for breakfast and your team served a grand slam You're more disheartening than the tin man's angiogram Like a bad refrigerator you can't run I'll be your hemo-liberator just for fun My jokes like brand in an incinerator overdone I'm a fatty physicist, I invented trans-fusion. Ya clown, you drownin in the Tides of blood With my face next to yours at the top of your HUD Your health keeps droppin and its makin my bar fill Check my sunfire cape: real vampires Sparkle
Come play with me, you wont get a loss I don't have a football, but theres bandages to toss Where are we going? We should find some friends If we don't I'll throw you a tantrum that never ends Hey, come back, I wanna cuddle, let me Give you a Hug You guys are dumber and meaner than low elo PUGs My touch isn't cursed, trust me, I swear! I don't know why these teamfights always end in Despair Im cryin like the victim of a captiol crime The most banned or picked champion of all time Undeath aint so bad, cuz life is full of crappiness I may be a kid, but I know money cant buy happiness Im richer than a stripper on a Rolls Royce Im sadder than a marathon of Sophie's Choice Im smaller than a chogath with no food in his tummy But no one survives the Curse of the Sad Mummy ROPE TAG! You're it! Why aren't you running? Do you still want to play, or is that my team coming? That was probably the most fun ive ever had. Ever. When you're done respawning, lets be friends forever
Another blue ribbon for Hecarim You runnin for the hills, hop the ocean, take a Hecka-swim I don't like your odds n00b, they lookin Hecka- grim Ima tear your skinny ashe limb from Hecka-limb It's all for naught when your team gets caught Givin you Equinophobia via Shadow Onslaught Faster than the signature move from Guile Behold the might of the Shadow Isles Im on a rampage, a warpath, a charge so devastating Summoners afraid to pick me- check the n00bs hesitating Shakespeare on the rift cuz I've mastered the tragic Your team is in discord, suffering is magic Ima crush you underfoot- war is eternal Down and dirty like the floor when youre usin the urinal I am beyond death n00b- the Shadow approaches He