This video is the ultimate nerd fantasy The only thing missing is a Darth Vader s%x scene I was a children’s TV star Now I want to be a mature artist I’m not just for kids anymore Nowadays Big Sean gets a piece of this That’s right I’m dating the rapper you saw in the video I did before Boning a black guy to break free My good girl image was a bore This song sounds like Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream” I copy shit you’ve heard before “This Kiss” by Carly Rae Jepsen I ripped off that song even more I am getting undressed in zero gravity It’s obvious that I am just laying on a green screen Yea My show on Nickelodeon never would of let me shoot missile boobs Now I show so much of my hot skin Most people think they are watching R&dtube This is the part in every dance video we see the DJ turn some knobs
I’m just pretending to do things this is playing off my iPod
Hey b#tch not only did you rip off my song you took my projectile boob move I’ll teach you to steal from Katy You skinny dumb breast shooting noob
You’re just jealous that I’m younger and hotter plus my voice is better than yours Russell Brand was smart to leave you
Now you are gonna hear me roar!
Hold up nobody shoots cream at my baby unless it is your boy Big Sean Prepare to feel the wrath of my massive projectile dong!