Hey I put on a real short skirt to show off my long legs I’m bent over showing my ass posing in different shapes attention must always be on me I’m where the spotlight should always be and that’s why I’ve got seven pounds of make-up on my face My voice is higher than a whistle for dogs that’s why you can’t tell what I’m saying at all it sounds like gibberish writing words was a waste but it doesn’t matter cos I look great
You can’t see me I’m the guy who’s screaming Who is that yelling? It’s distracting from me! Ew! Everybody Stop it! This this song is saying Shut him up please! Fuck a zombie That’s sick Fuck fuck fuck a zombie I am ready
Nowadays the media is so obsessed with trans the best way to get coverage is to have been a man I’m getting sick of this Caitlin shit taking away my newsworthiness wait that gives me a good idea an awesome brilliant plan I’ll lose the skirt and pull my hair to the back the stuff my crotch and put on a fake mustache I’ll leak a photo online to TMZ And all the attention will be back on me
Stop that lickin stop that donut lickin Ew! Who could eat these? They are so fattening Ew! Americans What’s this Are gross and disgusting How dare Grande! She can’t say that bullshit about this great country that girl will pay! I’m here to deport that Mexican girl now for things she said putting Americans down! You can’t deport me and I’m not Mexican get off of me you stupid racist pig! Ew!
I’m Bill Cosby that awful voice was me I’ve got something that you should be drinking
Get lost Cosby you’re sick now we must be leaving
Not so fast Trump this chick is coming home with me