Ariana Grande, The Weeknd - "Love Me Harder" PARODY | Текст песни

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• "Love Me Harder" PARODY

I’m a diva don’t care who knows
my reputation it completely blows
I’m super bitchy that’s what they say
my former co-stars totally hate me

You’re right we hate you you stuck up princess!
Who let Jennette and Justice on my set?
Your attitude is why our shows got axed!
Now you are huge and we’re unknown
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I’m dressed up like a kitty and rolling around in sand like it’s a giant litter box (giant litter box)

I can sing and I’m pretty so it don’t matter if my video concepts suck whale cock (concepts suck whale cock)

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meeoow?
Get lost you dumb pussy!
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meeoow!
What did y-

Who the hell are you?

I’m the Weeknd and I feel so lucky you let me be in this video

I don’t know who you are, I thought we were supossed to get Bruno Mars!

What’s with your weird hairdo? It looks so dumb

Excuse me?

Why did we hire this wannabe bum?

For real?

What is this in your hair a dead pigeon?

You don’t have to be so damn mean!

If photographers shoot me from anywhere but my left side I will break their damn cameras

Wow you are stuck up

And if you’re a fan of me I hope you fucking die at least that’s what the rumor was

That’s really messed up

Did you hear what she said about taking photos?
You can only shoot her left side
Do you think it’s because of a zit on her nose?
Let’s try to shoot her from the right

What the hell are you doing?

Say cheese and smile, hold her face so I can Instagram it. I got it!

If you post that I’m suing!

Back off or I swear I will hit the share button goddamn it! I’ve got to see this.

No no no no!

What is that on your face?

No no no no!

That pic must be erased!

Woah woah woah woah!

Wait til the world sees this.

No no no no!

Time for me to post it!

TM☡

Ok, so I guess Jennette McCurdy and Victoria Justice snuck on the set of Ariana Grande’s new music video and snapped a picture of the right side of her face.

I thought she didn’t let people photographer her from the right side –

She doesn’t and I think we found out why?

What the hell is that? It looks like Kim Kardashians @ss.

That’s the crazy part.

It is Kim Kardashians @ss.

TM☡

If you put Kim’s infamous paper magazine photo up next to this one, it’s a perfect match.

Wait, does that mean that Kanye has been banging the right side of Ariana Grande’s face?

or Big Sean’s been banging Kim Kay’s @ss.

Woah…

Mind blow.

One things for sure, I haven’t seen a blackhole that big since Interstellar.

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