They call it sexual athletics It doesn't rhyme with anything That's why I'm the sex king Sex king on a velvet swing Waiting for my Alice in Wonderland To come along and knock upon my door If I'm who you were waiting for Cause I'm a sexual athlete
Yeah, that's right I'm a sexual athlete I'm sweet Eat raw meat Don't admit to defeat Some say it's bittersweet
Gimme an S-E-X-U-A-L Sexual uh Sexual uh Gimme an S-E-X-U-A-L Sexual uh Sexual uh
What kinda sex are you talkin' about It's time that we scream and shout Hey!
Let's go to the emotional Olympics! Boo!
Ok
Sexual ugh
Sexual athletics, sexual athletics Sexual diversion, don't call it perversion
And all I wanted was a girlfriend all of my life But she's too sexual