I'm Ruth McCarmen, and awfully charmin' — I guess you noticed by the way you stare; You're not bad, either — let's take a breather, And we can talk about my auburn hair! Chorus Her auburn hair — you're standing there! Why don't you introduce yourself to Ruth?
Stinky She's like a flower blossom!
Sid I know — she's wicked awesome!
Gerald C'mon, Arnold, it's the moment of truth!
Arnold My name's Don Arnold...please have a caramel; Your hair is lovely — do you like my pants? They're made of satin; the cape's pure Latin — I had it tailored in the south of France!
Chorus
The south of France — your satin pants; Why don't you ask the lady for a dance? Stinky It's time for your decision! Sid It's almost intermission! Gerald Hey, Arnold — you better ask her to dance!