oooooohhhhh santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass he's gonna kick your ass he's gonna kick your ass santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass cuz you've always been a rotten little brat
reindeer coming and they're gonna bite your wreath they're gonna chew your welcome mat swallow your kitty cat reindeer coming and they're gonna eat your begonias cuz santa hasn't fed them in a month
santa's coming and he's gonna KICK your ass he's gonna KICK your ass he's gonna KICK your ass santa's coming and he's gonna KICK your ass cuz he's sick of shoveling snow and reindeer poo
elves are coming and they're gonna steal your turkey wreck your tv burn down your christmas tree elves are coming and they're gonna trash your home cuz they ain't got nothing else to do
santa's loaded with attitude he's loud and drunk and smelly and rude his workshops been closed by an auditor and mrs. clause ran off with her chiropractor
santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass he's gonna kick your ass he's gonna kick your ass santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass cuz he's had a really crummy year