You're lying in your bath one day and looking at your toes And sixty policemen burst in through the door Don't you know it's an offense to strike a public pose Cos even bathrooms aint not private anymore "Cos we're all here lookin' at you, aint we?"
Give him a flower Give him a flower Give him a flower Give him a floweeeer
If you're lying with your girlfriend on the sunniest '' And a eight-stone bully kicks sand in your face And pours all your suntan lotion into your lemonade And takes your girl and also takes your place "Don't hit him with a bottle-" "What should I do?"
Give him a flower Give him a flower Give him a flower Give him a floweeeer
When you're driving on the N1 in your 1920 Ford Without tax or MOT or any brakes And you're banned from driving late and you reverse into a truck And the driver is the same eight-stone bully who kicked sand in your face in the last verse-
Give him a flower Give him a flower Give him a flower Give him a floweeeer
Give him a flower Give him a flower Give him a flower Give him a floweeeer
"I think you really ought to hit him in the head with a ''." "No, no, give him a flower." "I think..''" "Give him a flower." "I'll throw bricks at him, eh?" "No, no..." "I'll, I'll push him downstairs-" "No, give him a flower." "Or throw him off a building-" Read more at http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/3530822107858751878/#sF4BkS5z5Y3cvDk5.99