Everybody screamed When I kissed the teacher And they must have thought they dreamed When I kissed the teacher All my friends at school They had never seen the teacher blush He looked like a fool Nearly petrified 'cause he was taken by surprise
When I kissed the teacher Couldn't quite believe his eyes When I kissed the teacher My whole class went wild As I held my breath The world stood still But then he just smiled I was in the seventh heaven When I kissed the teacher
One of these days Gonna tell him I dream of him every night One of these days Gonna show him I care Gonna teach him a lesson alright
I was in a trance When I kissed the teacher Suddenly I took the chance When I kissed the teacher Leaning over me He was trying to explain The laws of geometry And I couldn't help it I just had to kiss the teacher
One of these days Gonna tell him I dream of him every night One of these days Gonna show him I care Gonna teach him a lesson alright
What a crazy day When I kissed the teacher All my sense had flown away When I kissed the teacher My whole class went wild As I held my breath The world stood still But then he just smiled I was in the seventh heaven When I kissed the teacher