All the world's your ashtray I'm just your Marlboro Light me up and butt me You're sick and you're beautiful It's Bamby meets Godzilla A 3D free for all Set me up, then stomp me You're sick and beautiful Squeeze me like your lemon Then mix with alcohol Shake me hard then down me You're sick and beautiful You're gravy with gasoline And wicked with whipping cream (chorus) I need a quick fix I'm flashing like an instamatic Crusted like a worn out penthouse Your junk is habitual You're sick and you're beautiful Bounce me hard and dunk me I'm just your basketball Lay me up then heave-ho You're sick and beautiful Peel my bandage slowly It's psychological You're napalm with novacaine A kite in a hurricane (repeat chorus) Leave me in a ditch like roadkill Or maybe we could switch the driver Have some mercy and Kevorkian me to sleep You're cockroach with cabernet But taste like a Milky Way You're gravy with gasoline And wicked with whipping cream (repeat chorus)