i'm your elder rivethead equipped with a binary mind listen, n00b, gonna tell you now how my cawk rawks the gawthic nights let me tell you what you have to hate how hate gets you hard to the c0re answer every question with "you suck!" offend against all rules every breath and every piss proves again and again we are better than you shape and colour of your turds shows who's elitist and luckily it's not you hold your rivet balls and laugh at retarded fraggles from bermuda mars wear your goggles proud, stomp your boots loud life's too short for their stupid dress codes don't whine you don't have a rivet for a head paint your fingernails black instead clothe your teddy bears in latex rompers sodomize the little wankers hate like everbody is pronouncing words that it sounds such common and simple don't care they don't understand your speech your braces look so razor- sw33t hate their blockheaded ignorance can't they see the only truth? hate the way they piss in a too dark park it sounds neither caustic nor noizey you don't know the number of your IQ all you know its unit must be tattoo you're an Uber geek cause you yell fake german never mind you can't spell your own name you know what life is all about 'cause your dick is bigger than theirs you know how to play the game 'cause you're always high on cough medicine you know what life is all about 'cause you're always dressed in black you know how to play the game 'cause your army boots kick ass