There's no way we'll ever believe you This girl's asleep, so tell us, what did you do? She's a witch, you can't deny So on the pyre ye shall fry At our good old-fashioned Salem barbecue! There's no way we'll ever believe you See the truth in all of her boo-hoo She's a witch - just watch her fly! Escape? Don't you even try! You're our guest at our Salem barbecue! There's no way we'll ever believe you There must be something more that I can do Prove to us you're not a witch Too late - I've already snitched I'll baste her at our Salem barbecue!