The do the flop guy liked to dance all the time But he couldn't do it right no matter how hard he tried He had two left feet from an accident at birth And every time he danced he always flopped face first But then one day as he jumped in the air Everybody turned and looked and they pointed and they stared He had a bright idea right before he hit the floor He shouted "everybody do the flop": a new dance craze was born
Do do do the flop Do do do the flop Everybody do the flop x2
The do the flop guy was a viral sensation Everybody did the flop all across the whole nation He was front page news, with his new dance move Everyone wanted to be in his new dance crew But then one day, things started going wrong When a flop concert was interrupted by a bomb (hello!) He said please stop, but no matter what he tried There was no stopping now for the do the flop guy
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The do the flop guy had to start a new trend Cuz the flop might the whole cause the whole world to end He had stop people from flopping on their faces He tried to invent a new dance sensation
Everybody do the don't fall down Everybody do the stay in place Everybody do the standing up Everybody don't do the flop
Everybody do the don't fall down [Keep your feet on the ground] Everybody do the stay in place [Please don't break your face] Everybody do the standing up [Don't even put your hands up] Everybody don't do the flop
The do the flop guy couldn't make them all stop They didn't like the new moves as much as the flop They tuned him out, and they all turned their backs Yeah they left him behind.102 and they called him a hack The do the flop guy had nothing left to prove There was only one thing that he knew how to do It was in his blood, call it destiny or fate He shouted "everybody do the flop" and the earth began to shake