Sitting on a truffet Puffing on the best cut buds tryna get butt from ms. muffet Me and teddy rockspins stirring up a ruckus egging all the houses smashing all the pumpkins suck-a-dick buttkiss chumps can't funk with the punk kids ash roth be the king of the blumpkins any tim duncan spur of the moment let the whole world know I run shit jump ship quick tell a friend that I'm dumb sick spit fungus that'll grow from a dung trip twist to a front flip son that was some trick watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this
Kinda like the blonde bob saget ash can get nasty Pass me a blunt and some captain chilling with an Ashley Heading to the mall Sitting in the backseat getting jerked off 10 feet tall with the balls of a matador Door matted whore with your words heard that before Poor metaphor pedicure get your feet fixed Walk in my shoes for a few you gon need it Yea get your wii fit to practice your fris with Need a few weeks before you can compete with Razor ramone flow o' so sharp You can take Kapowski I'm a take lark on my go-kart
Mario kart skills are outrageous Play me any day and I'll be the best racist Wait no erase it meant to say racer Traded in my cell phone for a new pager Take off your blue tooth now dot com I'm at the grocery store with hot moms Bout 35 with at least two kids We can make out while my friend babysits All up in your fridge eating left over shit Tuna sandwich, butterscotch, crumpets, Cheeto's be my choice of chip I enjoy for a bit Take a sip from my simpson and split
Hair like a troll doll Basketball shorts on yea I'm a dork but i'm still holding court balled up balla Y'all take to long get dolled up Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up Who'm I tryin to impress Honey in the sundress With the breasts lucious Just sent me a text OMG your the B-E-est If you tryna have sex I'm the best at it