I'm over here now! Yo, start the beat. Hey yo Ash, apparently I'm on steroids and you spend all your money on blow.
ASH [Spoken]:
Doesn't Ronnie know there's only one Eminem? And he doesn't have a hipster mullet hairdo or forehead tattoos? Check it:
ASH [Rap]:
You can't Escape The Fate that you just made for yourself You're in the karma casino, this is the hand you've been dealt Your headlining shows, they gettin' worse and worse Your ticket sales decline, you're Falling In Reverse!
CHORUS:
So what you know about hardcore? You only know about your high school whores So while you're on your statutory tour You better tell your booking agent: 'Keep me out of New York!'
ASH [Rap]:
Yo I live in LA, you can't be discriminating sexuality You're 'Fashionably Late' to the 21st Century You think it's cool to say 'gay' in a negative way? Calling kids 'faggots' and spittin' on 'em from stage? Nah, Ronald, that's not OK You say, 'The Drug in Me is You'? I say tell all the kids the truth: Your ass is about to be on trial for that girl you abused [Lorenzo]: "Sally!" And I have never done coke as long as I've been livin' But you accusing me of doing blow is making me livid How many 8-balls did it take to convince yourself to come and start more shit? It's kinda sad what you'll do and say just to try to stay more relevant Renting a Ferrari in your new video? Trying to rap about your money to get new kids to your shows? Please, I put the 'naughty' in 'Illuminati' like John Gotti Now I'm gonna put the end to Ronnie, yeah I said it, bitch It ain't a mystery, nah, we just making history 'Game Over,' your career was a glitch
CHORUS
ASH [Spoken]:
And in this corner, weighing in at a verbal weight of 3 tons about to drop on Radke's head. Hailing from Queens, New York, Lorenzo "The Main Event" Antonucci. It's like Ruth's Chris Steakhouse versus Ronald McDonald. Here we go.
LORENZO [Rap]:
You ain't a real thug Ronnie, everybody knows You're just some insecure punk kicking kids out of shows And I'm not just some 'dude' threatening you on YouTube I'll step in the octagon tomorrow, yeah, Bing, Bang, Boom So let's raise a quarter mill for charity Me and you, Ascension MMA, it'll be a rarity Hey yo, son, I'm not even kidding Kickstart the Kickstarter, let's start the bidding Let's see who's winning 'Cause I'm as real as it gets, I'm from Jamaica, Queens You's a scummy little Vegas kid like Pork n' Beans You're the creep that does coke, Ash has never done blow [ASH]: I bought my Bentley in cash for 200 stacks and we pass 'Go'