Assassins Creed Brotherhood - Parody Song | Текст песни

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Stardate, Ubisoft, SPARKLE
A white matrix picks a date
then faaaaade
and people say Rome wasn't built in a dayyyyy - AH
BLOOM TRANSITION
the birds get the hell out of there
because they know something's going down
is he gonna die?
no, it's a medium shot
pan, zoom and slow-mo
means he's the target
Mysterious hooded man watches
(from a distance)
take a second to look awesome
time to go
walk in slow-motion
so you still look awesome
guard just saw you
and he's gonna shoot you
but don't mind him
just keep looking awesome
that shadow will take care of him
WHITE
guard says "stop"
just kill him with your awesome
the other got hit by an arrow
so you're good
PART THE RED SEA
hopefully those guards have good armor
no, they don't. maybe they do
they don't
now act like you didn't do it
they're not buying it...
target comes out of a shelter
he's distracted by a feather
he's like "SHOOT ME!"
he likes feathers
he looks up when he remembered
Ooh, I LOVE birds!
nod at the bird and PEOPLE DIE
everywhere PEOPLE DIE
target doesn't die,
HE'S FINE
target sends horsemen to die
kill the horse, the rider falls down
kill the rider, the rider falls down
target's still fine
tagert nods and some other guards
that were hiding in pillars
COME OUT
and them take their formation
then target pulls out his sword
then goes to smell his sword
...not sure why
Mysterious hooded man joined by
other hooded people...
YOU'RE NEXT
RUN-NING
RUUUUUUUUUUUNNING
SLOW MOTION JUMP ATTACK


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