Astro Safari Usa - Royal Rumble | Текст песни

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• Astro Safari Usa
• Royal Rumble

I knew this one girl who really liked wrestling

Yo we should body slam she would always text me

She says she likes it hardcore

Baseball bats and barbed wire

Thumb tacks that are on fire



Yo i think something ain't right

She threw me through a table last night

She don't knowit ain't real life

(But you should see our home movies... they're pretty tight)



I'm in awe and it's awesome

She's like dope it's a problem

Yeah she a funny hoe

She's always laughin'

And her middle finger always flashin'

I was like girl you so stone cold

You Steve Austin

Steel cage match in Madison Square Garden

We're just gettin' started

Let's get ready to rumble



I can take some bumps man

I can take some tumbles

But she thinks that every night is like the fucking Royal Rumble

Then I start to get a little scared

When she grabs the steel chair

Like we on the top rope girl how'd you get there



Yo I think something ain't right

Gave me The People's Elbow last night

She don't know it ain't real life

(Now that was pretty messed up, I wouldn't let her do that again)



I'm in awe and it's awesome

She's like dope it's a problem

Yeah she a funny hoe

She's always laughin'

And her middle finger always flashin'

I was like girl you so stone cold

You Steve Austin

Steel cage match in Madison Square Garden

We're just gettin' started

Let's get ready to rumble shorty

Let's get ready to rumble shorty

Let's get ready to rumble



Maybe I'd be down if you calle your friend

We could have a little bout for the tag team championship

An irish whip to the ropes

I'm bouncin' back with a clothesline, think the belt's mine then you

Drops the leg drop, the Brooke Hogan

Her finishing move and a slogan

I'm knocked up, I'm Seth Rogen

What man, what you been smokin'



I'm in awe and it's awesome

She's like dope it's a problem

Yeah she a funny hoe

She's always laughin'

And her middle finger always flashin'

I was like girl you so stone cold

You Steve Austin

Steel cage match in Madison Square Garden

We're just gettin' started

Let's get ready to rumble shorty

Let's get ready to rumble shorty

Let's get ready to rumble