I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!
put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the line kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind Im talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smiles
I want candy, I got a sugar tooth put on your shin gaurds, Sandy, 'cause I wanna knock boots lick my peppermint stick til' the lollipop droops gumdrop that dont stop til' its licked knot loose
(ladies) candy... candy...
I need candy bubble gum, and taffy get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty Do it till your dad sees, embarass your whole family Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy I need candy, any kind'll do Don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved" It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
And fuel a giant drill, bore straight into Hell Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated And Hock the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created
I need candy, want some candy, eat candy til' I'm dead I'll kill you for some candy, give me candy, candy head! Where you keepin' all the candy?! Who made you candy king?! If you dont give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing!
(ladies) Candy, in tha morning, candy on the way to school Candy, at school, at lunch in the afternoon Candy, its good, on your way home from school Candy, at diner, at dinner, in bed!
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess Come on down yo, here's the address At 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue right next to Gentlemen's club.