You kicked me in a room full of fifty people, Leaving footprints in my cheeks, A kingdom that want to kill me Saved my life with your two feet The titans coming But I can't help noticing How you spin so fast And your nice ass...
Your furrowed brows And chiseled chest Make me blush and take away by breath Oh please agree To marry me Set our love free!
Oh heichou! Oh heichou! Don't care you're less than five foot four Oh heichou! Oh heichou! Slam my face into the floor! I don't care that you're twice my age I think you're really hot The fact you're old never bothered me anyway
I don't mind the height difference And how your legs are really short 'Cause I khow they're inverse proportioned To your big titanic sword
Humanity's strongest is quite rude And likes to make jokes about poop But in his heart, I can see... Beauty!
Oh heichou! Oh heichou! Swinging through the trees Oh heichou! Oh heichou! Hair flowing through the breeze And here I'll stand Always by your side I hope neither of us dies
I'll kill the titans so that one day you'll be free To see the land outside, A caged bird you will never be We'll see the ocean then these words I'll finally say I love your heart and soul But only on that day
Oh heichou! Oh heichou! I won't let you die within these walls! Oh heichou! Oh heichou! I swear I'll give it my all Let me confess! I like your cleanliness! Come on Rivai! Let's make this anime a *fuckthisword*.