I am not a pervert! (I just wanted a Turbo Man DOLL!!) Hey little girl! Look what I've got for you! A shiny red ball, You better take it now before I chase you down! I will chase you down! I will chase you down and choke you out!
I'm not a pervert! I'm not a pervert! (I am just looking) I'm not a pervert! (Looking for Turbo Man) I'm not a pervert!
(Guitar Solo)
(Oh! No! Stop hitting me! No!!!) BUUUURRRR
Stop trying to fight! I was just looking for a Turbo Man! This isn't right! Can't believe you touched me with your purse!
I'm not a pervert! I'm not a pervert! (I am just looking) I'm not a pervert! (Looking for Turbo Man) I'm not a pervert!
(All right... All you children trying to take my Turbo Man doll... I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU ALL DOWN!! NOOOWWWW!!! NOOOWWWW!!! NOOOWWWW!!!) Give me... Turbo Man!!(now)