YOU ARE NOW A PART OF OUR HAPPY, HAPPY FAMILY WITH WONDERFUL BRAVE CHARACTERS AND TERRIFYING VILLAINY NOW ALL OF US HERE PRINCESSES HAVE HAPPILY AGREED UPON THE WELCOMING OF PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA OF ALDERAAN
Well, thanks you guys, but I don’t really know how to be a Disney Princess...
We’ll teach you!
A PRINCESS MUST BE KIND A PRINCESS MUST BE SWEET WITH ELEGANCE REFINED YOU MUST REFUSE TO EVER EAT
YES, WATCH HOW MUCH YOU WEIGH THAT WAY YOU WILL STAY SMALL IN EVERY WAY TILL YOU'RE OLD AND GRAY
A PRINCESS MUST BE GOOD SHE MUST KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG SHE DOES THE THINGS SHE SHOULD OF COURSE SHE DOES THEM IN A SONG
YES, SINGING IS THE KEY DO TAKE IT FROM ME MAKE SURE YOU'RE IN KEY LET YOUR VOICE BE FREE
I’VE BEEN ALONE WITH MEN FOR SUCH A LONG TIME OH, HOW IT'S NICE TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS
NOW THAT I’M HERE I’M RIGHT WHERE I BELONG RIGHT HERE PROUD AND STRONG AS I SING ALONG
NOW THAT YOU'VE JOINED US, WE JUST HAVE A QUESTION HOW DID YOU GET YOUR HAIR LIKE THAT?
DIBS ON THE WOOKIE I LIKE HAIRY MEN! THERE SHE GOES AGAIN I'M SO GLAD WE'RE FRIENDS
A PRINCESS MUST HAVE CLASS A PRINCESS HAS GOOD TASTE SHE NEVER LETS CHANCE TO BE DRAMATIC GO TO WASTE
SEE, WHEN YOU'RE FEELING BLUE SHED A TEAR OR TWO THAT'S ALL YOU CAN DO TILL YOUR PRINCE SAVES YOU
A PRINCESS MUST BE GOOD SHE MUST KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG SHE DOES THE THINGS SHE SHOULD OF COURSE SHE DOES THEM IN A SONG
SINGING IS THE KEY DON’T WE ALL AGREE MAKE SURE YOU'RE IN KEY LET YOUR VOICE BE FREE
LIFE AS A PRINCESS ISN’T ALWAYS EASY CHOOSING WHICH SHOES TO USE IS HARD!
I KISSED MY BROTHER EWW YOU LITTLE HOE WHAT?! I DIDN'T KNOW! FINE WE'LL LET IT GO
SOMETIMES A PRINCESS GET'S TO BE THE HERO SHE GETS TO FIGHT AND SAVE THE DAY
NOW YOU ARE READY YOU ARE ONE OF US SO WELCOME PRINCESS LEIA