IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD THE WHOLE PLANET IS DESTROYED IT WENT BOOM IN FLAMES, BUT WHO’S TO BLAME IN TRUTH I’M OVERJOYED
IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD NO MORE HUMANS ARE ALIVE NOT A MAN IS ON THE PLANET I’M THE LAST THING TO SURVIVE!
I AM FREE, NO MORE THREATS NO MORE HIDING FROM YOUR PETS I CAN MAKE MY WAY THROUGH CAKE ALL DAY AND TAKE WITHOUT REGRETS
IT’S JUST ME, ALL ALONE THE WHOLE PLANET IS MY THRONE I CAN SING AND SHOUT AND BRING ABOUT A KINGDOM OF MY OWN!
BUT, THEN AGAIN, I MUST ADMIT, IT COULD GET VERY LONELY I MIGHT WELL, MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN HUMANS TRIED TO KILL ME WITHOUT THE CONSTANT HUNT, I MAY WELL LOSE MY “RAISON D’ÊTRE” MY WAY OF LIFE, IT’S ALL I’VE KNOWN, BUT... TODAY I LIVE, I’M GOING ON...
IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD THE WHOLE PLANET IS DESTROYED IT WENT BOOM IN FLAMES, BUT WHO’S TO BLAME IN TRUTH I’M OVERJOYED
IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD THERE ARE NO MORE HUMANS LEFT I’M THE LAST TO EVER BE, THE COCKIEST ROACH IN HISTORY THE GREATEST, BESTEST, LASTEST THING ALIVE!