нд-When the world just seems too mainstream, м-While you drink Kombucha Tea, н-Just embrace your inner irony а-Your true identity.
мJust...ндbe...нa...аhipster! а-An individual. нд-Come on and join us, м-Don't be a tool! н-When you're hipster, нд-Life seems poetic. а-You like your bands hot, аBefore they're cool!
м-I talked to birds way before Twitter. а-Love eating sushi! -нд That's ironic! н-Glass slippers! Ugh, so before midnight. нд-Poetry reading? Where's my invate? а-Like my bra? Well, it's organic!
нд-The book was better than the movie. а-We never fall, we only tumble! м-See when a tree falls in the forest, мAnd there's no one there to hear it, мYou can bet we've bought the vynil.
рCome be a hipster! н-We go our own way, а-We shop at thrift store... нд/а-Or so we say. а-Yes, be a hipster! м-A fucking hipster! рWe're so unique! рWe're... all... the... same!