THE MOST INTERESTING MAN THE WORLD EVEN CHUCK DOESN’T DARE DISAGREE I CAN SPEAK FRENCH, IN RUSSIAN DISCUSSIONS WITH ME ARE WORTH TEN YEARS AT YALE UNIVERSITY
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THE LOCH NESS MONSTER THINKS I’M A MYTH MY BUSINESS CARD SAYS, “I’LL CALL YOU” WHEN JESUS CHRIST CALLS ME HE USUALLY ASKS, HEY MAN, (HEY) WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
I ONCE BIT ON CHARLIE’S FINGER MY BLOOD SEEMS TO SMELL LIKE COLOGNE (COLON) I ONCE HAD A STARING CONTEST WITH MYSELF, AND ON THE FOURTH DAY, I WON
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THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD I’M THE LIFE OF ALL PARTIES I’VE MISSED I ONCE PUNCHED A MAGICIAN...