ROD Ohhhhh..... I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada. She couldn't be sweeter, I wish you could meet her, my girlfriend who lives in Canada!
Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver. She cooks like my mother and sucks like a hoover.
I e-mail her every single day, just to make sure that everything's okay. It's a pity she lives so far away, in Canada!
Laaaaaast week she was here, but she had the flu. Too baaaaaad 'cause I wanted to introduce her to you. It's so saaaaaaaaad -- There wasn't a thing that she could do but stay in bed, with her legs up over her head! Oh!
I wish you could meet my girlfriend, but you can't, because she is in Canada. I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her, so soon I'll be off to Alberta! I mean Vancouver! Shit! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancou--
She's my girlfriend! My wonderful girlfriend! Yes, I have a girlfriend, who lives in Canada!!