KATE: The internet is really really great TREKKIE MONSTER: For porn KATE: I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait TREKKIE: For porn KATE: Huh? There's always some new site, TREKKIE: For porn! KATE: I browse all day and night TREKKIE: For porn! KATE: It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light TREKKIE: For porn! KATE: Trekkie!
TREKKIE: The internet is for porn KATE: Trekkie! TREKKIE: The internet is for porn, KATE: What are you doing!? TREKKIE: Why you think the net was born? Porn porn porn
KATE: Treee—kkie! TREKKIE: Oh hello kate monster KATE: You are ruining my song TREKKIE: Oh me sorry, me no mean to KATE: Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish? TREKKIE: Me no talkie KATE: Good
I’m glad we have this new technology TREKKIE: For porn KATE: Which gives us untold opportunity TREKKIE: For por—oops, sorry KATE: Right from you own desktop TREKKIE: For --- KATE: You can research browse and shop Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop TREKKIE: FOR PORN!!
KATE: Trekkie! TREKKIE: The internet is for porn! KATE: Noooo TREKKIE: The internet if for porn! KATE: Trekkie TREKKIE: Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
KATE: That’s gross you’re a pervert TREKKIE: Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster KATE: NO really, your a pervert Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet TREKKIE: Ohhhh? KATE: What?! TREKKIE: You have no idea Ready normal people?
NORMAL PEOPLE: Ready--- ready ----ready
TREKKIE: Let me hear it!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn! PRINCETON: Sorry kate TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn! PRINCETON: I masturbate! TREKKIE AND GUYS: All these guys unzip their flies For porn, porn, porn!
KATE: The internet is not for porn!!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: PORN!, PORN, P---
KATE: HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
ROB: That’s correct.
KATE: And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
BRIAN: Sure!
KATE: And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
GARY: Yes I do!
KATE: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
PRINCETON: True!
TREKKIE: Oh, but Kate- What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
PRINCETON: . .yeah
KATE: EEEWWWWW! TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn! KATE: Gross! TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn! KATE: I hate porn TREKKIE AND GUYS: Grab your dick and double click KATE: I hate you men! TREKKIE AND GUYS: For porn, porn, porn! (harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn KATE: I’m leaving! TREKKIE AND GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn porn, porn, porn, porn KATE: I hate the internet! TREKKIE AND GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn