Brian: Listen, buddy, nobody s seen ya for two weeks. What s up with that?
Princeton: I went to work for a temp agency, and they fired me for being too depressing on the phone. I maxed out my cards, I m two months behind in rent, I totally messed up my personal life. Oh, and Brian - I still haven t found my purpose!
Brian: All right. Get off your ass and stop worrying! Everyone s getting together to mess around the city today.
Princeton: Have fun!
Brian: When I say everyone, that includes you!
There is life outside your apartment. I know it s hard to conceive. But there s life outside your apartment. And you re only gonna see it if you leave.
There is cool shit to do, But it can t come to you, And who knows, dude You might even score!
There is life outside your apartment. But you gotta open the door!
Princeton: No, thanks, I m staying in!
Brian: Don t tell me I gotta force you.
Princeton: Sorry!
Brian: All right, everyone! He s resisting!
All but Princeton: There is life outside... There is life outside... There is life outside... There is life outside your apartment! There s a pigeon Squashed on the street.
Christmas Eve: Ew.
Brian: There s a girl passing by
Nicky: No I think it s a guy
All but Princeton: And a homeless man Who only wants to Buy something to eat!
Sorry, can t help you.
We could go to the zoo!
Trekkie Monster: Pick up girls at NYU!
Brian: We could sit in the park smoking pot!
Christmas Eve: Or not.
All but Princeton: There is life outside your apartment.
Princeton: Well, I guess I ll give it a shot.
All: There is life outside your apartment. I know - There is life outside your apartment.
Voice #1: I m gonna jump!
All: Don t do it!
Voice #1: Okay.
All: There is cool shit to do But it can t come to you So come on -
Voice #2: Get out of the way asshole!
Princeton: Fuck you!
All: There is life outside your apartment. Oh, you never know What s around the bend. You could win the lotto Or make a friend...
Guys: Take her home to see your apartment!
Lucy: Do you wanna feel special? I can see that you do. Well, I can make you feel Special. If you let me feel you.
Guys: She ll feel you!
Lucy: Where s your pad?
Princeton: Not too far.
Guys: We could call you a car.
Princeton: We ll be fine, thank you! See ya! Christmas Eve: Hope you don t get gonorrhea!
All: There is life outside your apartment.
Princeton/Lucy: But now it s time to go home.
All: There is life outside your apartment.
Trekkie Monster: Me going home now.
Princeton/Lucy: It s time to go home!
Trekkie Monster: That s where me gonna go!
Lucy: I can make you feel special
Trekkie Monster: That s where me gonna go!
All: There is life outside your apartment.
Trekkie Monster: Me going home now, That s where me gonna go!