You’re a CLOD you’re a clod your identity is flawed your delusion of a fusion made the world scream oh my god You’re a freak, you’re a mess It’s impossible to guess how the red one and the blue one Slipped and fell and formed a new one What a trip that I took I don’t even want to look at a being so illegal and so odd I’ll bring you to your doom if you don’t get a room cause you’re a clod, you’re a clod you’re a clod!!
You’re a clod, you’re a clod You’re a fake and you’re a fraud I’ve been bursting with this cursing since you snuck into my pod First the runt, then the pearl Then the combination girl Then that tiny little Steven I’m small too, I guess we’re even But a-hem, I digress, I despise the way you dress You express yourself with stars upon your bod Pearl don’t you dare ignore me you should do things for me Know your place, I insist Yellow diamond would be pissed Ruby, Sapph— ugh, they just KISSED!! You’re all CLODS!!!!