BARBARIAN: I'm looking 'round bewildered Is this some dark and evil jest? what brought me to this cursed keep perchance some crazy quest gods forbid I am no coward! pitted against a monster, man, or ghost, I'd wield my blade with crimson gusto for I am the proud barbarian host!
HIPPIE: Hey dude, you're so uncool but hey, that's alright like there's no need to get uptight my eyes reflect the stars and smile lights up my face we're on an amazing flight in space
BARBARIAN: I shook city walls and towers wreaking havoc in the streets burned palaces of cow'rdly kings not a one stood up to me (fools) here
Bear bloody banners in blazing skies brandish battle-axe and broadsword let drums of glory sound like thunder! Hail!! barbaric warlord!!