Arjen: I'm your top prime cut of meat, I'm your choice I wanna be elected! I'm your long-haired hippie in a gold Rolls Royce; I wanna be elected!
Tobias: You all want a savior, don't need a fake I wanna be elected! We're all gonna rock to the rules I make; I wanna be elected!
Arjen and Tobias: Elected, elected!
(Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen: Results from the latest polls indicate that the candidates have taken the world by storm!)
Arjen: I never lied to ya, I've always been cool I want to be elected!
Tobias: I gotta get the vote, though I'm cocky and rude, I wanna be elected!
Arjen and Tobias: Elected, elected! Hallelujah, we wanna be selected And conquer the charts all over the world!
Arjen and Tobias: We're gonna win this one, take the world by storm; We're gonna be elected! You and me together, old and young; We're gonna be elected, elected, elected! Respected, selected, call collected We wanna be elected!
Tobias: Ladies and gentlemen, intellectuality versus sexuality! Arjen: With that haircut? Yeah right.. Okay...so you had Alice Cooper...but I had Bruce Dickinson, ha! Tobias: So your album is called 01011001 ... you're referring to my sales figures, huh?