Hey, Janet, I've got something to say I really loved the skillful way You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet
The river was deep but I swam it (Janet) The future is ours so let's plan it (Janet) So please don't tell me to can it, (Janet) I've one thing to say and that's... Damn it - Janet - I love you.
The road was long but I ran it, (Janet) There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, (Janet) If there's one fool for you then I am it, (Janet) I've one thing to say and that's... Damn it - Janet - I love you. Here's a ring to prove I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow That's good - bad - or mediocre I love you so.
Oh it's nicer than Betty Munroe had, (Oh Brad)
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad, (Oh Brad)
That you've met Mom and you know Dad (Oh Brad)
Brad - I'm mad - for you too. Oh Brad.
Oh damn it.
I'm mad.
Oh Janet.
For you.
I love you too - there's one thing left to do and that's... Go see the man that began it (Janet) When we met in his science exam - it (Janet) Made me give you the eye and then panic (Janet) Now I've one thing to say and that's... Damn it - Janet - I love you.