You ugly beautiful thing I'm in between your head and your sting I'm pulling out your wings one by one 'til you sing like k-k-k-King Bing, yeah
Oh you beautiful thing I'm in between the poor people and the King Pulling out no cheques Drinking Kestrel not Becks Plugging the TV flex into my kex I dare you to change the fucking channel .....
(Aaahhhhh .....)
Ugly beautiful thing I'm between your head and your sting Pulling out your wings one by one 'til you sing like King King Bing
Ugly beautiful thing how sing with your plastic wing on the tips of my broken wing Oooh, I'm so shy when you ride up so high And I cry 'cause I can see the possibility that you might one day die Oooh, baby coo, you know that thing That thing you do that I love, you keep doing it, doing it, doing it I can't get over that thing That thing that you keep keep doing, doing it, doing it, doing it Drives me mad, I love it, do it, do it, do it, do it!
"Calm down son, sing the fucker like a baby!" (belch) Yeah Mom, I'm bad "You ain't a bad son, son You're a fucking king! You're the Son of God! You're mine, I married, I made you I forgive you baby Co-o-o-o-me to Mommy!"
'King' The word: 'King' "Son, I called you a 'king' You ain't poor king, you're THE King"
Ugly beautiful thing I'm between your head and your sting Pulling out your wings one by one 'til you sing like King Bing Ugly beautiful thing Bada-Bing Bada-boom You ain't Budda, you ain't Hari, you ain't even the Artist Formerly Known As Prince Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! You're a King! You're a King! You're a King! You're a King!
Ugly beautiful thing Ugly beautiful thing
(Sigh) See what all that means Is that blue is really yellow You grow old, you mellow Orange turns green
It's rust It's things rotting It's Mike And The Mechanics doing Celine Dion doing Sting Phoney giveaway a hundred thousand CDs To Virgin, Our Price and all the HMVs Wish I'd thought of it It's so cool It's music for thick people Lowest common denomination All hidden under the steeple Roof tiled and hatched with weeds Big tits and tight behinds, beguiled Hatched in the minds of men Who stack singles for one ninety-nine Get the fucker in the chart! Charge three ninety-nine! Take a cut off the sublime Off the artist Off the public Off the quick-to-buy, slow-to-think Hey! That's why! Yeah, now I know When will people realise that if you put shit on the dancette And spin it at 45 rpm, 120 bpm, you'll still hear it stink?