NIKKI You’d better wise up To the way this is going down For once in your life use your brain
DENNY Like a bad dream That keeps on coming round He’s gonna screw you over again
PRISONERS & JUSTIN And you’ll be history before you know what’s hit Girl, you need a wake up call and this is it
YVONNE So you better listen up ‘Cos we’re all gonna beat this rap
JUSTIN If he’s out to get you – get him first!
YVONNE We need a queen bee
TWO JULIES Sitting in honey trap
NIKKI Sharpen up your sting and do your worst
PRISONERS & JUSTIN And he’ll be history before the day is through So make your mind up now, it’s up to you!
DENNY Do you wanna be bad?
PRISONERS & JUSTIN Do you wanna be bad?
DENNY Do you wanna be the baddest and the best?
PRISONERS & JUSTIN You’ve been messed around and trampled down Get it off your chest
NIKKI No, you don’t get mad
PRISONERS & JUSTIN You don’t get mad
NIKKI You just get badder than all the rest No one else could take that crown You’re the baddest and the best
PRISONERS & JUSTIN The baddest The baddest The baddest and the best
SHELL Well it’s obvious I’m the best, innit?
NIKKI So? Are you in with us?
YVONNE Or just out for yourself?
DENNY Go on, Shell…
PRISONERS & JUSTIN The baddest The baddest The baddest and the best
SHELL Yeah, all right. You know what Den? I could get used to this solidary shit.
NIKKI Right, everyone? Let’s get to work.
YVONNE (on the phone) Hello Charlie, yeah it’s me. Do us a favour, darling? I need a state of the art wireless minicam and receiver unit, some extra-long-length line-out cable, a couple of male to female adapters to link it to the main security system, and like yesterday, yeah?
(a parcel flies over the wall and Justin catches it)
YVONNE Thanks, Charlie. (to the others) Impressed?
If you’re gonna be bad
PRISONERS & JUSTIN If you’re gonna be bad
YVONNE You gotta get the baddest and the best No matter where you go it’s who you know Put it to the test No you don’t get mad
PRISONERS & JUSTIN You don’t get mad
YVONNE You just get badder than all the rest Hit him hard and hit him low Do your baddest and your best!
CR YSTAL And I’m sure the Lord will understand If we has to be a little bit underhand When you’re out to smile the devil You gotta sink down to his level
TWO JULIES We’ll fix you up to look so nice He won’t think twice Before he makes his move It’s an easy case to prove
JUSTIN And when it’s up there on that screen When the truth is finally seen…
DENNY You’re gonna be a TV star And the whole world’s gonna know who you are You’ll be the best there’s ever been
SHELL Now that bad, bad man is gonna rot in hell
DENNY He’s going rot away in hell
SHELL I’ll make him wish we’d never met
DENNY He’s gonna wish he never ever met you
SHELL ‘Cos I’m in the mood
DENNY In the mood
SHELL For a goodnight kiss and tell
DENNY For a goodnight kiss and tell
SHELL This’ll be the face he won’t forget
DENNY He ain’t never ever gonna forget you
SHELL & DENNY And he’ll be history before the day is done We may be crazy but revenge is fun
If you’re gonna be bad
PRISONERS & JUSTIN If you’re gonna be bad
SHELL & DENNY You gotta be the baddest and the best
ALL Don’t get messed around and trampled down Get it off your chest