49 times we fought that beast It had a chicken head with duck feet With a woman’s face too
And it was waiting in the bushes of us Then it ripped off your dad’s face He was screaming something awful In fact there was this huge mess And I had to change the floors The Floors? You see, his blood It drained into the boards And I had to change ‘em But we all got a Chicken- Duck- Woman thing waiting for us
Every day I worry all day About what’s waiting in the bushes of love ‘Cause something’s waiting in the bushes of us Something’s waiting in the bushes of love Every day I worry all day About what’s waiting in the bushes of love Something’s waiting in the bushes of us Something’s waiting in the bushes of love
Yo! Never knew my dad He didn’t care about me Dead horizon Is all my macro-binoculars see Moisture-farming all my life And not a drop spilt My aunt and uncle, Double suns And sippin’ blue milk My aunt and uncle, Double suns I’m sick of blue milk But then a desert hobo Came and told me We all got a Chicken- Duck- Woman thing waiting for us Every day I worry all day About what’s waiting in the bushes of love ‘Cause something’s waiting in the bushes of us Something’s waiting in the bushes of love Every day I worry all day About what’s waiting in the bushes of love Something’s waiting in the bushes of us Something’s waiting in the bushes of love
Hold me when I open like a flower Hold me right Yeah, I ain’t had a bake for a girl In a long time, a long time I think my cooking’s awesome I’ve got her picture in my photo wagon Ha Ha. Keep it poppin’ Yeah, she’d probably love to honky tonk She’d probably love to honky tonk That’s what I said
I used to ride across the desert You know, I used to glide on my speeder I pray that I don’t find What I don’t wanna find Waitin’ for me ‘round the corner Oh No No I used to ride across the desert You know, I used to glide on my speeder I pray that I don’t find any more Crispy bodies by the door 49 times. Yeah, it was 49 times And now it might be Waiting for you Could be hiding behind that scrap pile That’s just a big cow I know you really want someone to hold you But we all got a Chicken- Duck- Woman thing waiting for us Every day I worry all day About what’s waiting in the bushes of love Something’s waiting in the bushes of us Something’s waiting in the bushes of love