[Royce Da 5'9"] First verse, uh, I'm on 'til I'm on a island My life's ridin' on the autobahn on autopilot Before I touch dirt, I'll kill y'all with kindness I kill ya, my natural persona's much worse You've been warned if you've been born or if you can form Slap up a cop and then snatch 'em outta his uniform Leave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn Y'all niggas's intellect mad slow, y'all fags know Claimin' you bangin', you flamin' Bet you could light your own cigarette with ya asshole Me and Shady deaded the past, so that basically resurrected my cashflow I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke, though I ain't wrapped tight My blood type's the '80s, my '90s was like the Navy You was like the Bradys, you still fly kites daily
[Eminem] Catch me in my Mercedes..
[Chamillionaire] ..wait, let me interrupt you Shady They thought I couldn't drag the loot, but Y'all must be crazy. Bullets in my .380 I keep a bunch like the Bradys Have everyone dodging shots like Anderson Cooper out in Haiti. They all be Wolf Blitzer And I put in a full clip and you stay in the full trip And you run and the fool flip. I'm MJ, I don't do Pippen, I'm lyrically too sick. Wait till you're gone And drop a bomb on your car like a stool pidgeon I'm with your girl in your auto I'm letting her work my throttle I think I just spilled a bottle of Moscato Inside your Tahoe. Your girl is singing bravado She think she Nelly Furtado, I keep on telling her "Bravo!" Yeah, that's the Stephanie I know..
[Eminem] Catch me in my Mercedes bumpin' Ice Ice Baby Screamin' Shady 'til I die, like a half a pair of dice, life's crazy So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze And you only live it once, so I'm thinkin' 'bout this nice, nice lady Wait, no, stop me now 'fore I get on a roll, danish, let me tell you What this pretty little dame's name is cause she's kinda famous And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus! You morons think that I'm a genius Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum cleanin' Try them trailer parks, crazy, I am back, and I am razor-sharp, baby And that's back with a capital B with an exclamation mark Maybe you should listen when I flip the linguistics Cause I'mma rip this mystical slick shit You don't wanna become another victim or statistic of this shit, cause after I spit the bullets, I'mma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball I'mma kick the ballistics, so get this dick, I'mma live this
[Hook - Chamillionaire] I'm living life in the fast lane If y'all didn't know my name then I bet you know now I don't really give a damn what y'all think I'm just tryna get this change and make my city so proud All I know is I'm tryna get it so I get in the ride Drop the top on my drop and ride through the night I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) I'm just tryna do my damn thing (Pedal to the metal)
Hey Royce I'm sorry for stealing but I had to make an adjustment That production's so rushed they give it a Texas concussion It's like the game of Duck Hunt when they see the heat that I'm tucking So that they see that I'm squeezing That's when I see that they're ducking There ain't no "hey yo! Wassup!"in when I throw my fist Through your ?. Cause I be charging the mound Like the card that got us at dinner So I ? Got a saw I purchased Gonna saw you right through the middle You little peons get beat on, see what I'mma skeet on Your thong is neon