Hey, everyone, listen up! I’ve got a big announcement to make. I finally found the man I’ve been looking for, the one who will stop my heart ache. He’s got eyes that make me sigh, they’re as blue as the sky… well, actually, they’re more sort of blue-grey-greenish. He’s got a voice that makes me melt, makes me feel things I never felt. And I forget everything around me when I see his cheekbones.
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Benedict Cumberbatch, your name alone does things to me, Benedict Cumberbatch, I know you are my destiny! Unfortunately you’re absolutely oblivious of my existence. But as soon as we meet you’ll know that we are meant to be. I am cumberbatched, completely cumberbatched.
So, all you fangirls out there, who think he should be with you, please think about that we deserve to keep our private life private, too!
REFRAIN I am cumberbatched, completely cumberbatched. Cumberbatched.