Without me you got no chance More overpowered than Udyr but I only rock a bear stance Slash d Shift-3 press to watch a bear dance Looking too closely gonna decrease your life span This ain't yogi bear son, I fill caskets Eat champs for lunch so you can keep your picnic baskets You got a question don't hesitate to ask it but if you're telling bear puns you can expect to get your ass kicked 'Cause I can barely tolerate a joke at my expense Only accept gold, feel free to keep your two cents Loose ends focused down quicker than a zoom lens Thunder claws firing lightning bolts like I got Zeus hands (HA!) ....... Excuse the big paws Had a piece of your teammate stuck between my jaws Rolling Thunder catching everything I see like Randy Moss Toss a champ behind me turn around and chew his face off
It's time to hibernate for a minute Your whole team is dead and half of'em don't wanna finish It's ten til you can take a vote Maybe it would be best if you stay back and take notes
Cause I'm about to lay the smack down on you fake bros Smash you into new shapes like you're champion play doh Lightning bolts crash down light you up like Day Glo And make you think it would have been a good idea to stay home I bet it's nice there, at least there's no armored bears I'm farming pairs of champs at a time, I hope you brought spares #1 Ursine, allied with the Freljord But if Sejuani's on the other team I'm feasting on a boar Cause when I start a fight you know I'm in a frenzy Three stacks and I bite, teeth and claws my only weaponry Low HP, chosen of the storm fill my tank up like I bought a couple fort pots popped the corks and drank up Rank up, only get stronger as the game goes I close in on all fours, decapitate foes Cause everyone knows a fool and his head are soon parted Too bad your Nexus is blown I was just getting started