Fiddle went down to Summoners Rift he was looking for a soul to drain But he was in a bind cause he was way behind he had no time to gank the lane So he powered through the jungle camps fast as a scarecrow can When his team started to rage out so he said "I've got a plan" "I know I'm slightly behind but it's no big deal you see" "I'm specced to carry endgame as long as you don't feed" And they said "you know fiddle, it's pretty clear that you're a noob" "Our mid is 2k Elo and he said he jungles better than you" So Fiddle said "How can that be? He doesn't even have a skin. I'll prove him wrong by the end of this song 'cause I'm the best there's ever been"
Fiddle stand behind the wall and prepare to press R Hell's breaking loose in mid lane, TF just pulled gold card The carry's stunned, nowhere to run, time to unleash the crows but if you miss your ult they're gonna trollllllll
Fiddle stood in triumph on a pile of corpses high His victory was one that surely no one could deny but his team still didn't seem impressed they said "that was all luck" "You only hit that ultimate because TF had set it up" Now Fiddlesticks was feeling down, but he had another plan He'd ace the other team alone so they'd know he was the man His team said "Ok Fiddle, you can go ahead and try but the only thing you're going to do is ulti in and die" And Fiddle said, "Just keep farming, and wait for the resign" "Cause I'm here to show you once again I'm the greatest of all time"
Fiddle hopped the Baron wall his crows would make them pay He feared the AD carry, he couldn't flash away The Baron died, he had the fight, pentakill and it was done Now everyone knew he was number oneeeeeeeeee