Yo I hit the rift ripped cause I pregamed Take another sip, been tanked building tank since the remake Forget to help pull, in a deep haze, down another swig Spin the ring drop a ward in the prelane phase Get to top wobbly I gotta be the drunkest dude but I'm honestly about to body these champs coming up even if I can't see straight It's ok to blackout I'll just watch the replay (NOPE) Oh wait... I forgot that features coming soon I think it has been since season 2 I know it seems early I'm a worldly dude It's 5'oclock somewhere, maybe EUW (no clue) I'm bringing trouble you should step back Cask full of C4 the last thing you see before you fade to black Dropping skillshots like I'm faker's dad Sorry did I make you sad? Turn champs blue I'm breaking bad
My grogs thicker than Guinness I'm in top lane, you're finished Yo can I get a witness? To watch you goin down Might lack physical fitness But I still got the quickness Rounds on me, time to win this Yeah you're goin down
Only pound grog 'cause I'm over stressing Crush a kid with his coke can, it's soda pressing that you can't even fight me piss drunk yelling yolo Pull out the red cup cause you know I'm a solo Han grabbing bounties, Turn your clothes red like the mounties Round at the waist but I'm rowdy Hey Hi Howdy a 3 shot greeting Two As for the kill then a court ordered meeting Hi my name's Gragas, I was just thinking It's been 5 seconds since I gave up drinking And I better tab back 'cause my team's at the river Put more damage on these champs than I do to my liver I'll take you down with glee It's happy hour at the tower and this round's on me I'm down to be the biggest dude you're bound to see The macho king body slam putting clowns to sleep
My grogs thicker than Guinness I'm in top lane you're finished Yo can I get a witness? To watch you goin down Might lack physical fitness But I still got the quickness Rounds on me, time to win this Yeah you're goin down