It's like this, I used to roll marks with Graves Stacked decks and sleight of hand tricks of the trade Your paycheck was mine when I sat for a game Because I always hit the river with a backpalmed ace You see it's not really gambling cause I win every time with a sucker to my left and a chump to my right Got a man across the room and he's feeding me signs To let me know when you're bluffing with a pair of nines So I can check raise the river leave you high and dry Take the pot like the cops, put your stack on decline And if the shit hits the fan he's got a gun on his side So if you try to draw on me it's the end of the line We had a good business, we were making those ends Until we hustled Dr Priggs and he vowed revenge And at about the same time I learned my so-called friend was skimming cash off the top every now and then
You see there's nothing more risky than backstabbing a gypsy Priggs flipped me for the wish of a magical pedigree Left scott free, Graves stayed behind a detainee, His sentence off the books like illiteracy Eventually he broke out like I knew he would But he lost years off his life and it was understood That he would come after me wielding destiny, it pressed on me The man was once my best friend, now my worst enemy
Anyway I don't really feel bad about it I hustled a hustler right? That's what I do I got a new job now and things are looking up Let me tell you how I roll I'm an AP allstar, stuns with a gold card Gank specialist, jump the gaps like a space bar Wild cards push lane and roam like Caesar Huge crowd pleaser, side lane feeder Team leader, map control like Ez Keep you on your toes call me Juan Valdez I'm so blessed, I'm a star, gate jump to anywhere Phase in behind, Twist your fate, you don't have a prayer Blank stare, pokerface, no info Show up anywhere that I like no intro Screw you so often people think your a nympho Press a button, feed the team like hungry hungry hippos
Lady luck is smiling, stats are compiling That's gold in my pocket while your teammates are dying Free farm cause my dice are loaded Poke you in the tower, back or get exploded Baron while you base, stack the deck in my favor Split push, drop in unexpected like a bad neighbor No ace, I left your teammate in the other lane Joker hangs back while we push in and end the game