I got a thing for skins, don't even try to hide it Feel that pull from within my bank account goes straight to Riot I see a skin I buy it, I'm legendary status Cruise around the rift I'm looking crisp, my wins are automatic Cause I got skin advantage, hit the load screen and I make'm worry Even if I random my fandom ensures that you're default skin is never worthy My ladies extra curvy, my blitz is extra nerdy But you're not sure it's him last Halloween I spent like thirty But it's fine in my mind cause it could be worse Every single skin that I own is worth, pick a ninja chick dress her like a nurse Sheriff Cait protect and serve, bet you didn't know that Singed can surf Catch a gnarly wave from Koi Nami, undertaker Yorick bring the hearse I'm always first to make a purchases of the new releases Bought corporate Mundo now a CEO goes where he pleases You know I'm never feeding, press buttons when I'm healing So many quarters game over's something you won't be seeing But you just might get eaten, and I'll do it politely offer you a spot of tea and a spot in my gut we're serving champion nightly My god that skin was pricey, but it fits him so nicely Only used it once or twice then I bought Battlecast don't tell my wife please She thinks I'm addicted or just a dick didn't pay attention cause I was in game and roleplaying a super relaxed deaf man Back in the day I said this game is free and she said play it But now she's Fifth age Taric telling me the bill's truly outrageous
I'm back got enough skins I could probably write a hundred verses Burn the rift with Tibbers and Annie but you know I reverse it That giant bear is so funny dressed like a little munchkin And Annie's cute as a button dressed up like Teddy Ruxpin Ask Badmin what's your Lux skin? That's a trick question son Cause I went to the shop one day and I stayed 'til I purchased every single one That giggle so much fun as a witch a commando or a spellthief WIth all these skins I own people think that I must be nuts or wealthy But the truth is I got two jobs, supplement with donations Sickness so wicked that I'm writing this song on vacation And when I'm Twisted Fating, PaX skin make kids so jealous Only 400 on eBay can't believe someone would sell it My Jax can't keep you well lit, got a cardboard tube for a weapon My Teemo flies like Superman so best watch where you're stepping Played Brand to Elo heaven, that Zombie armageddon Rift Walking Dead suspense so high that you could cut the tension With a knife, my knife chick take you out the game with a red card Fed harder than Gragas at Oktoberfest you know I get large My thoroughbred got no head, but I still play it real smart And if I'm feeling weird pick a rainbow horned freakshow, press start And Charge, and you know that I can't be slowed when i dive cause I hit the Ragnarock and dull the pain with a case of Graggy Ice This song sounds braggy right but take it as a lesson Can't pay my bills again I think I need an intervention