We're doin work, put the towers up for you jerks You laugh and you smirk, you arrogance it drives me berzerk My feelings are hurt, my patience thin and I'm getting irked We should just fall back and let your sorry ass get merked you know we can't do that cause we're too dedicated We build your nexus and towers while unappreciated We sacrifice ourselves in droves, everyone of us harmed but don't be alarmed, I'll just tell my kids their mom got farmed That should be easy right? Their little faces greeting me Dad you're home early, where's mom? We'll she got killed you see The enemy had left the lane and we don't really know why but our champ let her die, mumbled something about xp deny But don't you worry about it cause she's in minion heaven where everyone is promoted and hangs out in the nexus Won't have to work another day in her life It's just too bad it's all a lie, you straight up killed my wife
We're the minions, don't you dare call us creeps, respect the guild We watch the towers go down but we always rebuild We might be slaves but we take pride in our jobs and you know we'll never back down from enemy mobs Cause we're the minions and every single one of us is truly skilled We always move forward even while our friends are killed We'll never give up our sense of duty never wanes Cause every minion here was born into this world to push the lanes
Imagine being a siege minion hanging out in the back you watch your whole squad die just for bloodthirster stacks and you can try to deny it but you best face the fact that there's a 99% chance you won't make it back Seems like a sad existence but it's all that we got can't even hit the other champs unless your ally is shot we might get stronger over time but it's not by a lot we're not allowed to reposition so we're constantly caught but we don't mind it, we hit the lanes and grind it if your defense has a weakness we're surely gonna find it stay in formation so you know what's in store use the same tactics as the British in the empire wars That's right we stand in line, happy to follow the rules We might seem like we're lacking tactics but we really arent fools We've just been told to act like mindless drones and not take a stand So they can say that minions have no souls, it's all propaganda
We're the minions, don't you dare call us creeps, respect the guild We watch the towers go down but we always rebuild We might be slaves but we take pride in our jobs and you know we'll never back down from enemy mobs Cause we're the minions and every single one of us is truly skilled We always move forward even while our friends are killed We'll never give up our sense of duty never wanes Cause every minion here was born into this world to push the lanes