I take any champ top lane it don’t matter Only one goal is to capture the badger and batter his face with the weapon I’m holding This infinite loathing is too hard to hold in Feel like I’m chosen. Can’t let it go not frozen Need one gank, get it rolling Everybody knows that a Teemo main will get emo in game if he’s constantly focused
Here comes my teammate but he’s late and this Teemo is invis somewhere in the lane That rat can’t find him and I’m in way too deep with so few items Better push quick. shit here he comes with a gank. I can’t hit him I’m blinded again I don’t know what I’m doing im ruined it’s only level two and this dude has already proven he’s got the moves damn Oh well, quick buy run back little guy bout to get whacked back on track Big pot stack and the fact is Badmin’s gonna rain hell on a sad little rat kid
Chat with a mad mid not gonna swap cause I got this Blind or not I will not miss. Coming in hot can’t stop this Watch this get to the lane red pot gonna pop lids Listen up, you get one warning is a courtesy Got a reputation so known even deaf people heard of me
This is for you Teemo haters everywhere I know it’s Teemo Tuesday but I don’t care ‘Cause we gon’ talk about how much I hate that bitch right now
I been trying to kill this dude from the get go. hit him and he fled though dropped more shrooms than the crowd at a dead show Can’t give chase just get slowed burned down low then we die or we head home Everyone knows that this game has been horrible ever since season four took out the oracle He might be adorable But even a sportsmanlike Teemo’s fully reportable rm serious. rm reporting this dude You can’t have that many shrooms You can’t have a global taunt that makes people want to rip off that bunny costume and shove it down your stupid rodent throat I HATE YOU you’re a broken joke I pray every night to every god I know Riot deletes your code and for all you teemo mains out there who ruin games and just don’t care I swear I'lll find out all your names come to your place and start throwing chairs and flipping tables crazy and unable to control my mind Cause I've been in a blind rage ever since the last time I was blinded
This is for you Teemo haters everywhere I know it’s Teemo Tuesday but I don’t care ‘Cause we gon’ talk about how much I hate that bitch right now