I'm the future of Valoran, a scientific saviour Technological evolution with old country flavor Blitzcrank creator, putting lives in danger Slice champs in half with bond villain style lasers Crime against nature, bionic commando Upgraded man, six million dollar rambo Human ship of theseus, demanding your obedience Ingredients to dominate the lane with expedience Passion for science with a talent for violence Team is looking for the win and I provide the guidance Demand your compliance and punish your defiance Put more pressure mid than a thousand fire hydrants Gank coming from the side, I was getting lonely I need a ping Vassiliy, but one ping only Ice water in my veins it's a cold war drop the grav field, laser combo into chaos storm I'm unbeatable, hard to read, I'm flat braille You've got no answer for me, I'm like a voicemail You're kit is obsolete, my kit's the holy grail You're captain Ahab, you're losing to the white whale You're causing chat drama, screaming that it isn't fair Hit the shop to grab some Vodka, buy some items while I'm there I'm on a killing spree, I suggest you say a prayer Always doing calculations, I'm the root of ownage squared My damage output is more than you anticipated Combo into Chaos storm, carries get obliterated I'm not a human anymore, I'm more sophisticated You can submit to my designs or be assimilated Borg predecessor, I crush your frail frame Amazing aiming laser taming champions, I carry games And if you try to run augmented gravity will hold you back Paralyze your fold and keep you froze while I unleash attacks I'm augmented like a hollywood actress You need some upgrades and a whole lot of practice I shake the map, late game scaling like Richter You can count on this, in every single match, I'm the Viktor